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Log in now. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! My love for you is like pi I'd like to plug my solution into your equation. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. Mind if I do a you-substitution? I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain. Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y. I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior. Can I explore your mean value? The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant. I'm good at math Our love is like dividing by zero If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
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